Fuckitupism

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

fuckito

A small or little fuck. From the Spanish diminutive suffix: -ito.

To be honest, I give a fuckito.

by garbage_day May 11, 2016

dunk funkity

Mysterious marijuana originally developed in the Pacific North West By an elite circle of growers. It has emerged only to take even seasoned smokers by suprise! This strain boasts a 25% or more THC content. Some users have said it can also bring on very strong psycadelic effects. Only a few have ever seen or smoked this because of it's exclusivity.

This is an ounce of the dunk funkity.

by stankdubious September 5, 2008

Fuckity

Fuckity

fuh-kit-tee

adjective
1. infested with problems

2. Slang; crazy, broken, problematic

I cannot login to my email today. It is certainly acting real fuckity indeed.

by sudsandjunk July 25, 2016

fokkit

short for "Fuck It"

- weren't you trying to quit smoking?
- well, fokkit, gimme a cig.

by missionm January 23, 2011

fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

by zingeraddict October 13, 2011