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Fruitcake

Johnny finally admitted to his mother that he was a fruitcake
by cat rocks! April 19, 2003
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Fruitcake

To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."
"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"
by Captain Super Nuts April 5, 2007
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fruitbasket

(n). A gathering of two or more flamboyantly homosexual males.
It was difficult for us to enter the Gucci store as there was a large fruitbasket obstructing the entrance.
by K. Casey May 19, 2006
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pootas fruitas

when you take a shit in a fruit and then offer it to someone
pootas fruitas es muy magnifico
by princess lambchop May 13, 2005
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Fruitcake

Fruitcakes, which are cakes containing both fruit and nuts, have been in existence since the Middle Ages, but it is unclear when the term started being used disparagingly, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as a slur for a 'crazy person' (e.g. "he's a complete fruitcake")
He's a complete fruitcake
by Prime8 August 11, 2015
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Teenybopper Fruitcake

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.
Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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fruitcake special

When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.
My girlfriend and I had a Fruitcake Special last night for dessert.
by aggabhang April 14, 2016
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