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Man fork

A very impressive penis. A breed that few women and even fewer men have encountered. Those who possess man forks are often very shy and live as hermits in the nearby mountains. A man fork is a shocking sight. As it is a penis with a dagger ontop.
OUCH! Dude...keep your man fork inside your pants. Nobody wants to see that...
by FruitAcid. May 31, 2009
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Forklifting

Using your two thumbs, either in the vagina or anus to lift the person being forklifted off the ground.
Boy 1: I was with this girl last week and I managed to lift her off the ground by putting my thumbs inside her
Boy 2: You forklifted her?
Boy 1: Forklifting is a thing?
by nathansig January 26, 2015
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forked

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.
"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"
by Laura October 9, 2004
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forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
by Bloopy May 18, 2005
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forey

"I hate going to the beach and getting sand in my forey"
by gotd June 15, 2012
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Fork twisting

When to men stab each other with their dicks while twisting on each other.

Most kinky gay sex move known to men.
Eric wasn't sure what Thomas was doing when he started fork twisting him.

Fork twisting is very unpleasant said Nico.
by moleycyrass January 1, 2015
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fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.
"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"
by Chadwick The Wise May 7, 2019
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