fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011

Fooker

One who is addicted to updating Facebook to a point in which reality is supplanted with the online social network website.

My sister sits in front of the computer 16 out of 24 hours a day updating her Facebook status, so I call her a fooker.

by PsychologicalNinja August 16, 2009

fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett

James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob

by unknown October 21, 2004

froken

past participle of "freak"

She was completely froken.

by Eric February 4, 2003

forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

fookin

fookin is a nick-name that was given to a man from Ohio. He is the leader of a xboxlive clan that is one of the best clans in the world. His gamertag on xboxlive is TDA FOOKIN HC. He is the founder of The Devils Advocates. I heard that he got his name originaly from playing paintball, apparantly he was a one man machine and took out 9 other people. When the players got shot they went back to a neutral zone and stated they got shot by fookin ed. Come to find out this guy is an underground celebrity in no submission fighting around Cleveland and bankrolled some major cash, never losing a fight. People that met him say that he is a funny s.o.b. but they know he could break them in about 5 seconds. Fookin dissapeared from the fighting scene and resurfaced on xboxlive. All I can say is that if you ever talk with him be nice. That is the myth of FOOKIN. In order to earn the definition you have to take it away from the original FOOKIN. Good Luck

FOOKIN is the baddest underground fighter alive.

by call it the way I see it November 11, 2008

Fookers

The way of saying Fuckers, but used by the ones with less intelligence.

Get out of our server, you fookers!

by ShadowRaven July 15, 2003