Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

Round Tuit Folder

An imaginary folder (or even a real one) where ideas, recipes, projects, and tasks are placed with the intention of getting around to them eventually, but often end up accumulating indefinitely.

Derived from the phrase "I'll do it when I get a round tuit" (a play on "get around to it").

My Round Tuit Folder is bursting at the seams! I really need to start tackling some of those projects I've been putting off.

by nexzed August 16, 2024

mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy July 3, 2016

Skeet Folder

Literally a woman's vagina. Or in simpler terms, a folder made for skeet.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally came in her skeet folder last night!"
Me: "SKEET FOLDER!!!"

by ClutchFolder September 15, 2019

folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014

green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015

Manila Folder

Someone that’s so bland, vapid, and empty in the head that they can only serve as a tool to put things in. They can also lack personality, but it’s not a requirement for classification. Usually referring to a person of the whitest of heritages, but can be of any heritage (especially if they have a colonialist mentality)

Most of the comments I’ve seen defending Trump on social media are written by Manila Folders that couldn’t compose a complete sentence to save their lives.

by celfri January 13, 2021