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Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.
Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.
by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011
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pathological flyer

One who constantly declines invitations to gatherings and events using the excuse of having to take a flight for work.
John: Why isn't Mikey here?
Rick: He wanted to make it, but he's leaving for Butte, Montana tomorrow.
John: Yeah right, that pathological flyer.
by teknix December 7, 2013
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flyer

Someone who just "brushes" off compliments and insults; someone who doesn't pay much attention to their "fans" or haters.
The middle-aged girl was a flyer who didn't pay much attention to compliments or insults.
by magi k April 4, 2015
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frequent flyer

A perpetually-horny dude who habitually "can't keep it zipped up" when he's in the company of attractive chicks.
Frequent flyers can be anyone, and at any level of social status or political prominence --- think Gary Hart and Bill Clinton.
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
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Polish Fried Flyers

When polish people get fried and proceed to fling their shit at each other with ruby encrusted stainless steel spoons
Guy 1: bro, guess what?
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: me and Vanessa totally did some Polish Fried Flyers last night!
Guy 2: that’s gross
by BigWillyLaut69 March 2, 2019
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weekly sales flyers

Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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