pathological flyer

One who constantly declines invitations to gatherings and events using the excuse of having to take a flight for work.

John: Why isn't Mikey here?
Rick: He wanted to make it, but he's leaving for Butte, Montana tomorrow.
John: Yeah right, that pathological flyer.

by teknix December 08, 2013

Tyrannosaurus Chex

A person who retracts their arms when the dinner check comes. The arms usually remain in a retracted position until someone else takes care of the bill.

He ordered the most expensive meat plate, then he went Tyrannosaurus Chex when the bill came.

by teknix December 08, 2013