Flurch

A DNA splice between Flanders and Lurch - can be volatile at times.

Flurch picked up the phone - "You rang-diddily?"

by Tom Parkinson September 19, 2003

flatch

the art of spanking with a hose

i really flatched that girl

by strimper March 27, 2003

farch

how your hair may be at the given time.

I just got my farch cut

by erik duchak November 24, 2006

flurch

an all encompassing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint

Thomas was very excited that he would be flurching in Scotland for the weekend

by Thommy March 3, 2004

flarche

combination of a fart and a shit. or when you try and fart you accidentally pinch a loaf.

I think i had a flarche!

by Malcolm Halley May 30, 2006

Flarce

The substances secreted by the male or female reproductive organs

after 5 minutes his mom's face was covered in flarce

by Phillip-ay July 22, 2007

Flanch

The sound of a basketball going through the hoop without touching the rim. Shots that are nothing but net produce "flanch".

Chauncey Billups is all flanch from behind the arc.

by The Real Jditty May 8, 2008