Farch

Farch: a mineral with an odd smell commonly found between bricks and in moist areas like cold rooms and Damp Basements.

Sometimes growing a fuzzy mold that when licked makes you just wanna farch everywhere.

Bro I just ate the Farch it was SO FUZZY bro my MOM CAN'T FIND IT.

by Joenail January 11, 2019

farch

The action of stretching the scrotum over the asshole and passing gas.

In the moment of awkward silence I slowly stretched my sack and let out a violent farch.

by Seantar June 18, 2007

Farch

farch \FAR-ch\, noun:

The combination of February and March.

"Do you remember back in Farch when the snow fell so lightly"

by acoupleofshoe June 17, 2008

Farch

1:The state in which someone or something is unbearably unlikable.

2: Passing gas

1 Antonio: Dude did I tell you about what Mitch did yesterday? He jumped on that kid's head.

Sal: Bro that's farch!

2 Antonio: *farts*

Sal: Ew bro why you farch?

by BlobBoyBJ February 11, 2020

farch

how your hair may be at the given time.

I just got my farch cut

by erik duchak November 24, 2006

Farch

A fart with an exclamation point on the end either through an especially forceful grunt or loud finish.

Shelley-Sue’s farch was confused with an aftershock.

by JayWheez December 20, 2018

Farch

A gang bang celebration of birthdays bringing together all of the Feb and March birthday babies. An efficient way to have a single combined birthday party for Amanda, Sarah, Veronica and Deb.

Are you coming to the farch dinner? Farch season has started! Happy farch day.

by Free_zing February 21, 2025