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blanket flapper 

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.
Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!
blanket flapper by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper
last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!
diesel flapper by carnath September 5, 2012

ball flapper 

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.
While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper
ball flapper by Pattywagon1977 April 12, 2015

wank flapper 

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.
Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.
wank flapper by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

Wind flapper 

Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".
example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".
Wind flapper by Galphinese December 30, 2019

Mr. Flapper

A very loose vagina (or vagina lips). And when anal fucked, the vagina lips flap with every thrust.
Mr. Flapper by ilikechixen June 12, 2017