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fix yourself

an appropriate way to tell someone to fuck themselves. This term is used best in a public setting as an exclamation.
Idiot: doing something annoying, being a jerk, or otherwise off-putting

Certified G: Go fix yourself bro!!!
by Certified Gansterator January 6, 2011
mugGet the fix yourselfmug.

howya fixed

to ask someone if they are ready to do something
howya fixed for a rake a pints
by jasondonnellan October 8, 2011
mugGet the howya fixedmug.

fixed capital

*noun*; one of the factors of production. Fixed capital refers to physical objects used to produce goods or services. Examples include cash registers, drill presses or car jacks, and civil aircraft.

Pretty much anything can be used as fixed capital, provided it is used by the entrepreneur/firm to provide a service or produce something valuable. If the firm is a hotel, then pillows and vacuum cleaners are fixed capital; if it's a store, then the cash register, the shelves, and the mop are fixed capital.

Another form of business capital is circulating capital. This is called capital because it's a physical object used to produce value, but its purpose is to be sold or used up in production.
Some part of the capital of every master artificer or manufacturer must be fixed in the instruments of his trade...In other works a much greater fixed capital is required. In a great iron-work, for example, the furnace for melting the ore, the forge, the slitt-mill, are instruments of trade which cannot be erected without a very great expense.

Adam Smith, *The Wealth of Nations* (1776)
by Abu Yahya March 3, 2009
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Man Fix

The throwing or banging of an object in an attempt to fix it.
Son: "Dad the playstations not working!!!!"
Dad: "Here let me have a look at that..... god damn thing won't... god what the fuck is wrong with this." (This is generally the part where the banging upon the object, or the throwing begins.)
Son: "Dad you're Man Fix broke my fucking playstation..."
Mom: "Told you so"
by 1118 September 22, 2009
mugGet the Man Fixmug.

the tv's fixed

basically another way to say you're currently smashing that boy/girl
"The TV's fixed, and i'm watching it."
by Haysoos Christ November 18, 2016
mugGet the the tv's fixedmug.

Bitch Fix

Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.
Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again

Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?

Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!
by myetwin January 8, 2011
mugGet the Bitch Fixmug.

fix-it-felix

a high worker that wears a blue cap and thinks his hammer can fix anything.
hes so high he could be a fix-it-felix
by harley quinn6921420 May 18, 2015
mugGet the fix-it-felixmug.

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