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filthy mitt

the act of sticking a entire hand in someones rectum with the thumb inserted in the vagina wearing the person like a mitt.
it's hard to find a girl who will let you give her a filthy mitt.
by kwil15 June 2, 2010
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Filthy Nigger

Same thing as a nigger. Just an extra adjective to throw off their tiny spook brains.
by IH8Niglets January 9, 2011
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Filthy Mulligan

When you go to put your dick in a woman's pussy and miss sticking it in her ass. She doesn't care and gives you another shot to get it in her pussy before cleaning off.
I went to fuck my girlfriend and missed her pussy and sliding in to her ass. She was so horny she let me have a filthy mulligan and take another shot while my dick as still dirty.
by AGrasso1971 July 31, 2016
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filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates
Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen
by rl1634 January 20, 2009
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filthy fifths

1) (verb) Like sloppy seconds or floppy fourths but much dirtier... typically happens to the ugliest guy at a gang bang.

2) (noun) Typically a female who is willing to a partake in such an exercise will have a chach like a wizards sleeve as so many have been through her before, willing males are typically found drinking out the bottom of a keg, usually having found their beer goggles much earlier in the night and so not particularly aware that said female is the equivalent of the village bicycle.
1)That dude is fugly.. he's be damn LUCKY to get filthy fifths in a gang bang... with a one legged crack whore.

2) She is a filthy fiths slutbag.
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david firth

A great animator from Britain who's "Salad Finger" series has made him sort of an internet phenom. I particularly enjoy his use of drawing on paper then animating it as in "Black and White Cartoon" Series. Genius, one funny fucking genius, and his sick twisted humor is especially funny to me at least.
Me: Let's watch Salad Fingers
Jeff: NO! It creeps me out
Me: Fine, we'll just watch Black and White Cartoon about Berries.
Jeff: Okay then..
Me: David Firth is a genius, where does he come up with this shit?
by Fantastic Dan September 28, 2005
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Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.
Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut
by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009
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