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Finch Hair

The excessive amount of body hair accumulated after only a few years after hitting puberty, extremely black and greasy, resembling pubic hair, and strands are often knotted. Combing is actually strongly encouraged. The main area of infection of this disease is the hind-quarters, or "arse." This hair is extremely disgusting, and those who are infected with it are often mistaken for an ape when seen from behind. Do not feel offended if those showering beside you move a few shower heads down. Many common side effects: depression, baldness, young kids looking as if they were 42,poor soccer abilities, and strong attraction towards too young members of the opposite sex. Many grow up to become child offenders. Infects commonly those from North Carolina and members of the high, upper class.
Wow, that soccer goalie in the shower must have Finch Hair, he looked as if he were forty-two years old!
by *69TIGER69* March 21, 2009
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Jane and Finch

Contrary to the top explanation of Jane and Finch, it's not an "African Canadian" ghetto, not even a ghetto at all.

Jane and Finch south is 24% Black, north is 29% Black.

There's a lot of other races proportionately distributed, which is why approximately 100 languages are spoken there.

83% of Toronto's Black population live in middle-class or upper class neighbourhoods in which they make up 6% of the population or less. 17% in low-income neighborhoods.
Jane and Finch is a vibrant community with a lot of success stories that are often hidden under negative RACIST stereotypes exaggerated by the media.
by Blacc P. March 13, 2021
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Finch

One of the best "Emo Screamo" Bands in the history of the universe. THEY OWN!!!!
Finch is rockin out, yo.

HEY CAITLING FINCH OWNS
by Mallory January 19, 2004
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Finched One Off

This is when someone with the surname "Finch" excretes toxic chemicals into the local atmosphere. These chemicals contain chemicals such as Methane, which can cause dire effects, For Instance, Cholera, Diarrohea. These chemicals can be excreted via the rear end, sweating, or from wearing sewage clothes, such as a fake Arsenal shirt. Unfortunately, there are no known cures for this unfortunate disease, but a Deodrant can, and a bath would be very helpful
"Oh bloody hell Craig, you've Finched one off"
by Christopher Chapman September 26, 2006
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finched

the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk
"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"
by nosidam October 10, 2005
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Finch

A lover of cheesy rock bands like Bon Jovi.
He's such a Finch.
by crabbycat May 4, 2010
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Finchaboony

A crazy saying by old polish grandmothers
Busia's a finchaboony
by Busia's granddaughter November 26, 2009
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