Fuck fest

A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.

What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.

by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

ragtime festival

When a group of women all get their periods at the same time.

At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.

by lemon40 October 25, 2007

Drop Fest

A term used by Maplers to express huge amounts of mesos falling from the players, usually 10 mesos each, or just a small amount. It can come from mesos, or items, the items usually being common. At rare occasions, rare items will pop out.

You should drop only the smallest amount of mesos if you're going to start a drop fest.

by MisaTange July 8, 2009

festivalfanny

refers to relationships at weekend out at a festival in which one has only a box of wet-ones to clean up with.

Hey Sarah, do you want to come back to my tent tonight?

I'd love to Gareth, but I have the worst festivalfanny since Woodstock '94.

by retard99608 September 20, 2009

festival pussy

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess

Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!

by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014

festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

Itch Fest

The act of being very itchy

I slept with that girl last night and now I'm having an itch fest below my equator.

by Itchy 24_7 April 26, 2009