The act of gay scissor sex between two males, where they both penetrate each other simultaneously.
a fag scissor
a fag scissor
after dinner, kevin and danny went back to danny's place where they grabbed each others feet and pointed their weiners between their legs and started fissoring each other all night
by Nick Grubb May 7, 2008
Get the fissoring mug.A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
Get the Fiss mug.Verb. A minor sexual assault similar to groping or molesting, the act is usually carried out on a female by a male who has been a “friend” of hers some time. The act is usually a precursor to a more serious assault.
Girl 1: “I was out with Todd last night and he fisslered me, I feel abused.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”
by The Turnpike Architect February 15, 2009
Get the Fissler mug.A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.
"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"
"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."
"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."
by g-man January 18, 2005
Get the muck fissoula mug.by badballz February 15, 2009
Get the Fessage mug.An Italian Dialect word, probably meaning jerk or loser, though now used to describe clumsy or idiotic people, sometimes people that cause embarrassment, or even people that you see to be humorous in just being themselves.
*Peter drops his iPhone and screen cracks* John- "Peter you're such a fesso!"
*Peter rocks up to school wearing a pink lycra suit* John- "Peter you look like an absolute fesso"
*Peter gains stacks of weight over the summer holidays, and now looks like Barney the Dinosaur* John- "Dad ave you seen Peter? What a Fesso!"
*Peter embarrasses himself by saying 'hey' to a girl and then tripping over and farting at the same time* *John grabs a whiteboard marker and writes fesso on Peters head*
*Peter rocks up to school wearing a pink lycra suit* John- "Peter you look like an absolute fesso"
*Peter gains stacks of weight over the summer holidays, and now looks like Barney the Dinosaur* John- "Dad ave you seen Peter? What a Fesso!"
*Peter embarrasses himself by saying 'hey' to a girl and then tripping over and farting at the same time* *John grabs a whiteboard marker and writes fesso on Peters head*
by Fesso Head September 14, 2013
Get the Fesso mug.Fissel was a Viking Warrior that had an affair England's queen in secret and his kid was the future king of England
person1-hey did you know the man Called Fissel was a very important person
in England History ?
Person 2 , yeah is that true ?
in England History ?
Person 2 , yeah is that true ?
by bored77 July 6, 2014
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