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An Italian Dialect word, probably meaning jerk or loser, though now used to describe clumsy or idiotic people, sometimes people that cause embarrassment, or even people that you see to be humorous in just being themselves.
*Peter drops his iPhone and screen cracks* John- "Peter you're such a fesso!"

*Peter rocks up to school wearing a pink lycra suit* John- "Peter you look like an absolute fesso"

*Peter gains stacks of weight over the summer holidays, and now looks like Barney the Dinosaur* John- "Dad ave you seen Peter? What a Fesso!"

*Peter embarrasses himself by saying 'hey' to a girl and then tripping over and farting at the same time* *John grabs a whiteboard marker and writes fesso on Peters head*
Fesso by Fesso Head September 14, 2013
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The combination of the words female and wholesome to become the opposite of Femdom. In which a woman is comforting and friendly rather than mean and domineering but she also maintains a sexual presence.
Friend 1: how have you been mate?
Friend 2: not too good, I've been having a rough day, I think I'll go see a Femsome and try and cheer myself up. She's very comforting you know.
Femsome by Kaiser William III May 21, 2020
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Fenson is the leader of a cult currently known as "The Fenpossy" that roams the earth during the Fenaissance Era. His followers include fensonson, fensonsonson, fencousin, fenfosterson and more. Fenson is also the strongest entity in the world, stronger than Thanos. Fenson is an intellectual, a tech geek, the most sexiest man alive.
Rob: Fenson! My man, where you at bro?
Fenson: I was hanging out with mark and leo?
Rob: MILAD! *claps* ITS OVER!!!
Fenson: Webster is bullying me again!
Fenson by fensemble November 13, 2019

Feasonable

Anything that is both feasible and reasonable. Usually contrived while on acid (LSD)
Of course we're hitting the bong, its the most feasonable thing to do
dope cool club that doses music for frontier
Damn that FESO club is the best
FESO by #therealricco January 7, 2020
Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.
fess up by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009

fess me up 

Talking disrespectful to another individual which can cause confrontation .
Don't try and "Fess Me Up"
fess me up by SlangGang101 March 14, 2018
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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