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An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.
My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?
Father by Dickriderking May 11, 2021
"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??
My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..
Father by EatGlueee July 21, 2021
15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
Father by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021
Someone who went to get milk and never came back.
Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!
Father by URBBY August 23, 2021
Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))
Father by fairyprincess August 26, 2021