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Someone
who went to
get
milk and
never
came back.
Mike
:
Yo
Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike
: OH! HE'S A FATHER!
Father
by
URBBY
August 23, 2021
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