fard

one of the 3 states of matter your butt makes

i laughed at a fard

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Doo Doo Fard

When u shit out ur ass

I will doo doo fard on you

by DooDooFard July 28, 2022

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

Fard

Something that is smelly but also super funny
Or
Something that shows true dissatisfaction and frustration

“Dude, i thing u farded!!!!”
Or
“*died in minecraft* FARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

by MellowJello!! December 9, 2023

Fard

Gamer fuel.
If you sniff enough fards you can get victory royal on fordnight.
EPIC🥶🥶🥶🥶

I want amouranth to fard in ma mouth uwu mm-mommy pls pls I want to juggle yo shid in ma mouth owo

by ilickhairyass March 3, 2022

Fard

Fard is negative word that can describe how your friend or family are acting . It basically mean fucking retard. So in that way you didn’t have to saying your acting like a fucking retard

Susan stop acting like at Fard!

by TOM HOLLAND IS HOT June 15, 2019