Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010

fapphones

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007

Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

by Sparkle MilkBags October 13, 2011

Fappin it

masturbating vigorously, usually to Spankwire
and between WoW raids

Ok, its 7:28 and the raid doesn't start 'till 7:30 so
I'll be fappin it for 2 minutes Brb

by Deathblooms April 27, 2008

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014

faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot

I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

Fapphone

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

by Phapper July 27, 2009