Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.

Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!

by J-Bra May 15, 2009

facial riff-raff

(noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc. Most often seen on teenage boys.

Girl 1: Billy used to be so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's sad that he has all that facial riff-raff now.

by Estuarius June 7, 2009

Tuna Facial

When a chick or girl sits on your face.

Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial

by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008

Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.

After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.

by DjQurt September 29, 2010

asa faci?

This word means a cool question addressed to someone who didn't made his homework. Usually, this question is accompanied by the phrase "Iesi Acasa"

Asa faci? Iesi acasa, tarfo!

by Cucliciu Zoe November 21, 2013