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Exploding Honeybee Penis

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.
Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.
by this.aint.a.phase.mom October 16, 2015
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explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.
Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.
by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017
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Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.
" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"
by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018
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Explainuage

When you explain something using arm gestures.
Tiffany used explainuage to explain how enthusiastic she was when she met her favorite drummer
by Tkatz December 16, 2018
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Explainative

Having to explain your expletive.
After dropping an F-Bomb at a live school board meeting, the school board member explainatively placed blame on a whiney dog.
by Thesonsofpico April 24, 2020
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EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

"Get a School Shooter mug for your papa Günter."

URBAN DICTIONARY HOLD UP
pew pew like EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF WHY NO
by the truth teller_ January 8, 2021
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