2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.

Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...

by Godfather August 7, 2004

Mental Erection

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.

A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"

by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011

Election hangover

The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.

Trevor: I have so much work to do, but I have an election hangover and can't get anything done!

by Nemo6969 November 3, 2010

affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.

I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.

by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

by P to the C September 21, 2017

res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016