Education

Upside: A piece of paper you wave around to get free stuff and a the right to make fun of stupid people.

Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.

"I demand a raise because I have an education!"

"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."

by |3 0 |3 December 20, 2006

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Lynchian education

Noun. A universal paradigm of adolescent education. The Lynchian teacher is very strong in his or her opinions and expects students to agree with him or her. If in a classroom setting, grades are usually based on subjectively-graded papers. Papers are reflective of (1) how much the subject material agrees with the teacher's personal views, and (2) the worth of the student in the teacher's eyes. Usually, this results in students getting a single grade on every paper regardless of content.

No curves are instituted in a Lynchian classroom. 100% is restricted to the student the instructor feels "deserves" it the most. Despite these flaws, Lynchian educators are usually looked up to by fellow academics as models of "awesomeness" or "tradition."

Mr. Salmonelli is a good guy, but his commitment to Lynchian education worries many students.

by ZZZtofjd October 25, 2010

Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003

Physical Education

Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.

Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.

Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.

"ALRIGHT LETS STRECH"

"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"

"QUAD STRETCH"

"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"

"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"

"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"

Gym sucks.

by 1069 April 1, 2005

erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013

education

A system of imposed ignorance

Noam Chompsky says that education is a system of imposed ignorance and i happen to agree

by Eoghan September 9, 2004