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primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind
Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.
by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007
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Iranian Enema

The act of getting erect, sticking your penis in someone's asshole, waiting to get soft, urinating, and having the reciprocating party squirt the piss out.
I gave a bitch the Iranian enema and now she won't talk to me
by Cum powered vehicle December 21, 2019
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Enema Bucket

This is where the water goes in. From there, it goes into the asshole. Always remember to sterylize your bucket. Towards the end of your session, you should be able to take in the whole bucket.

Use natural spring water.

If you are using a bag, man, what are you doing? Get on the bucket, get real.

Enema bucket, it's pure ambition, it's pure class.

*DISCLAIMER* sometimes a little water will leak out, but that's why you have an Enema towel!
Mom: *knock, knock, knock*

Sally: "No! Dont come in!"

*Mom enters anyway*

Mom: "oh you're just doing an enema bucket, I'll see you in a couple minutes."

Sally: "Ok thanks mom! See you for dinner!"
by EnemaBucket August 27, 2019
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Party Enema

When you pour alcohol down your asshole to get drunk
Jason had his mouth stitched shut from surgery so we gave him a party enema
by lexifoxx2 October 2, 2013
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cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms
have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?
by Maddog May 22, 2004
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Enema Master

Enema Master :

One who is proficient in the act of sexually penetrating with ones genitals a Tight Anus that has been cleaned vigorously and frequently.
" Have you seen the Enema Master? I heard he was with your mom last week, Tom. "

" Only the Enema Master knows how to handle that badonkadonk. "
by vajj26 & pro edge May 21, 2009
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Roman Enema

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
by winokat March 31, 2009
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