egyptian earmuffs

The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.

I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.

by T.J, January 5, 2008

earlobe fuck

When one nibbles on partners ear. Not a firm bite, but enough to notice. Often done before or during sexual activities.

Dude, last night Sally gave the best earlobe fuck.

by Matt Tray June 26, 2007

hot pink russian earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

He gave her hot pink russian earmuffs last night!

by Pink Princess June 18, 2006

Alaskan Earmuffs

This is done by the man cumming on his hands and putting them over the girls ears while pumping the cum in the ear holes. This can be done vice versa.

Fuck, my girlfriend did the Alaskan Earmuffs on me and now I'm deaf from all that cum clogged in my ears.

by kneejuice May 25, 2009

English Earmuff

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it

After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch

by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010

Earwood

A person who is very funny, smart, and good-looking.

I love her! She is such an Earwood!

by Micki September 13, 2014

earworm

It's at this time when your brain, gets really gives up and think of a song that you hate so much. This mostly happens when your doing something really important yet really boring so you think of one word and your brain will think of a song that you try to get rid since last week.

Teacher: Ok, there are food in the plastic bag. What is inside the plastic bag?

Guy: *hmmm plastic bag*

His brain: DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND WANTING TO START AGAIN!!!

Guy: GODDAMMIT, PLS STOP THE EARWORM!!!!

Teacher:earworm?

by That guy that has no life September 22, 2016