Eargasm 

When you listen to something so great that your ears feel like there having an orgasm.

Dude that dubstep was awesome I had a total eargasm

Eargasm by $u$aaan May 3, 2010

eargasm 

Something which Dr. Dre allegedly distributes with his "mellow accent".

After hours of listening to "The Chronic" I concluded that eargasms do not exist and that Dr Dre is a beat-jacking spunk monkey.

eargasm by moolz January 19, 2005

eargasm 

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).

1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.

eargasm by Tim February 26, 2005

eargasm 

A purging of tension in the middle ear canal that feels extraordinarily acute, a bit itchy and orgasmically pleasurable.

Putting on my headphones, my middle ear canals ajusted pressure to receive the sounds, giving me an eargasmic sensation as the canals fluttered with sharp pleasure.

eargasm by Russell Hurst August 5, 2006

Eargasm 

1. A joke or song that sounds so great it feels like there is an orgasm taking place in your ear.

2. A dick in your ear.

1. "Thats what she said."
"HAHAHA! Thats eargasmic!!!"

2. "What? I can't hear you! There's a dick in my ear!"

Eargasm by Redhawk17 February 23, 2009

eargasm 

Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)

It's been rough at work trying to hear with these earplugs, but the bass kick will give me one helluva eargasm.

eargasm by JayDub May 4, 2004

Eargasm 

That near-sexual pleasure you feel when cleaning your ears with Q-tips.

Dude, your ears were clean minutes ago, now you're just going for the eargasm.

Eargasm by ChaosFreak November 4, 2011