iPod Ears

When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.

Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...

by Mr.Cheesy June 14, 2007

Nigger Ears

When someone listens to all black music

He got Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West his iPod, he got some nigger ears

by J-to-the-immay October 22, 2007

bunny ears

Putting two fingers up behind someone's head while a picture is being taken.

Third graders love to give each other bunny ears in pictures.

by fmoss April 12, 2006

Virgin Ears

Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.

by MysticX March 19, 2010

earskins

A type of tunnel for gauges. They are extremely thin walled silicone eyelets. They are made to look like you are wearing nothing. Sure, if you get close you can see "something" but overall these make your piercing look like one round open hole. They range from size a 10g all the way to 3 inches.

Guy 1: Dude, how does your earlobe hole stay so round?
Guy 2: I am wearing clear earskins.

by The Fucking Scandal August 25, 2010

Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

earshart

The bowel movements caused by consuming food from Earhart's Dining Hall on the Embry-Riddle Prescott Campus. This illness occurs when consuming any of the overpriced, greasy food from the "dining hall."

Dude I shouldn't have ate at Earhart's I GOT THE EARSHARTS NOW. *Diarrhea Noises*

by PierogiPole October 5, 2021