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2006 Election

1. The election that effectively ended the Bush dictatorship.

2. The reality wake up call that Republicanazis needed to put them back into the minority where they belong.

3. A Democratic intervention on an out of control Republicanazi government.
Hey Bush, you know that clamp you now have squeezing tight on your nads? That was installed courtesy of the 2006 Election. Have fun trying to play dictator now that your rubber stamp Congress has now been "privatized".
by AntiGop November 8, 2006
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election tourist

One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities
Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."
by Zeproduct May 27, 2020
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election

A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.
no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
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Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.
On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.
by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020
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Election Twitter

A segment of Twitter users who analyze, discuss, and debate elections and politics in the United States and around the world.

Sometimes Election Twitter can be referred to as (ET)
Election Twitter went crazy after last nights election results.
by Shawnpsam January 22, 2022
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Positive Election Disease

A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.

Facts about PED:

PED feeds on bipartisanship.

Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.

PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.

Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.

Network news makes it worse.

PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.

PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.

During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."

registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
by IndependentForever November 1, 2009
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election denier

A radical MAGA supporter who believes that there was election fraud or "ballot stuffing" during the 2020 election.
Mr. Smith said That the 2020 election was stolen and rigged by democrats. Mr Smith is an election denier.
by LordofSunshine October 21, 2022
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