Desmonding

1. The act of behaving irresponsibly during a pandemic, while lecturing others about behaving responsibly during a pandemic.
2. Posting shitty food pics.

Licking public toilet seats during a pandemic, while insisting others respect social distancing, is the epitome of Desmonding.

by Jezabella Cutther March 31, 2020

Desmoulins Sexy Headtilt

The nod that only Camille Desmoulins can do, as specifically demonstrated in the 1983 film "Danton". A subtle headtilt forward drives everyone wild.

Keegan: Did you just see Camille nod his head like that? That's the Desmoulins sexy headtilt.

Friends: What?

by rageofmarat July 11, 2011

DSMO

DMSO, Don't Start Me Off
Crap "satirical" website run by a couple of 14 year old geeks who post under name like Honest George and Ricardo who, send hours posting inane and unfunny crap then fall about in hysterics laughing at their own jokes. Try to register on this site and see how long before you suddenly get deleted

DSMO
willy digits Super-Gold Commenter (26/10/10 17:23)
I went without wanking for almost a week once, just as a test of mental strength and willpower. When I finally shot my bolt, I ejaculated so furiously that the spaff arched through the air and hit me square in the face. Any sense of pride that I had achieved through my abstinence quickly evaporated when I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror with jizzum hanging off the end of my nose. I certainly won't be doing that again.

by Lady Gardinia V October 27, 2010

Desmond James Whaley

Desmond James whaley is worse than Desmond whaley because he never takes care of his dog and should be ashamed for it. r.i.p M&M for the future (he not dead but for when he die cos we know it coming up"

My homie is best named as Desmond James Whaley

by A.I.R News May 30, 2021

gamer dysmorphia

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming

I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.

by crustycasserole December 28, 2020

Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome

Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome or CDS for short, is a condition which programmer struggles with structuring, organizing, and defining their codebase. Individuals with CDS may have difficulty at doing things like naming variables with comically descriptive name or deciding if they should use camelCase or snake_case for their files, often these symptoms causes by stuff such as lack of code standards or being worried with future backward compatibility issue.

essentially it is like an existential crisis, but for your code.

steve: "oh man i don't know if i should name this class 'ModelAbstractBaseCoreFactoryManager' or 'modelAbstractBaseCoreFactoryManager'"

"steve is suffering from Codebase Dysmorphism Syndrome!"

by inf1337 April 6, 2023

desmodromic

from latin desmos (controlled) and dromos (movement) is a mechanical solution for engine valvetrain movement that does not involve springs for opening and closing valves relying on rocker arms instead thus preventing "valve float". Ducati motorcycles are known for using desmodromic valve actuations on their engines.

"Forget about japanese crotch-rockets, desmodromic is the way to go!"
"Hey, look at that poser on the italian bike. Guess he's never heard of desmodromic actuation. He looks cool, though"

by desmodue68 May 24, 2008