Downers Grove

Downers Grove is a western suburb in Dupage County, Chicago Illinois, were fairly wealthy kids live. It is split up in to the North Side (anything before 55th street, and between Lisle, Oak Brook, and Westmont) and the South Side (and anything after 55th and between "Hoodridge" and Darien) The North Side of town is the richer part of Downers Grove were all of our big taxes help pay for welfare on the South Side. Downers Grove North is Home of the Trojan, an amazing football team (that bitches are just jealous of because we are better) (coached by: Coach Wander) that won state in 2004 and many more play-offs, the badmitton team that won state god knows how many times, and many other amazing sport team/clubs. North is a great school that has one of the top scores in Illinois. Downers Grove South consits of the Mustangs (remeber to "hit it hard") and kids that don't even live in Downers Grove. DGS started in 1964 when Downers Grove High School kicked out the poor kids because their was not enough room for them. Downers Grove South has won state in a couple of sports. DGN and DGS are bitter cross town rivals. Downers Grove North is clearly better in every category and Downers Grove South shouldn't be too jealous, because there are reason why DGN is better.. too many.
Downers Grove is siiiiiick.

Downers Grove South are just jealous bitches because North is better but should be thankful that the North Side gives Downers Grove is popularity.
by gobogos April 16, 2007
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Downer Boy

Nickname for that guy who is always citing downer facts that are depressing or demoralizing and who can only talk about downer current events that cause his associates to avoid him at every turn.
Here comes Downer Boy, let’s look down at our phones as we approach him so he doesn’t start talking more downer shit to us.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 07, 2023
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Cinema Downer

when a group of your friends see a movie or stand up routine and tell all the jokes before you see the movie or stand up routine therefore ruining the cinema experience
hey did you see the hangover?
yea but after hearing the jokes 100 times it became a real cinema downer
by CSCL March 12, 2011
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Downer Brown

Inferior strains of Marijuana which scarcely result in a 'high', but almost always cause a headache.
They really thought that weed was dank, but it was Downer Brown.

Mexican weed Dry, Brown Reefer Drug Cartel Shank Weed
by Aurora Blew February 12, 2017
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cock-downer

Related to a person or situation that is able to decrease in a drastic way your enthusiasm.
"She was too ugly that there was not any chance to have a decent erection"

" I saw my mother in law as hairy and naked as she can be...such a cock-downer sight!"

"Oh boy! Is that true? That cock me down!"
by unwise foreigner December 24, 2015
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downers grove

a shitty town where kids pretend they're ghetto but they're actually not. there are 'punk' and 'hardcore' kids who like to slit their wrists for attention. also, nothing ever happens. someone should burn the town down.
i hate downers grove!
by ashley and liz April 02, 2005
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Diction-Downer

when a person who is viewing a word on Urban Dictionary gives it a thumbs down for one of three illegitimate reasons;

1. They believe that a lexical definition is only proficient if it doesn't point out some sort of flaw in their character.

2. They feel a sense of unwarranted accomplishment by giving a good definition it's first thumbs down.

3. They were insulted by me pointing out their illogical and childish behavior and feel they can retaliate by giving this definition a thumbs down when really it will just prove my point.
Marty, upon realizing that he was a classified as a standard Diction-Downer, decided to give the definition a thumbs down out of incorrigible fury.
by Bee_Rad_Reeser December 07, 2009
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