douchesuit

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

by lambnugget May 24, 2007

Douchish

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.

If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)

by she December 29, 2004

Douchess

A Douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she's being worst than a dumbass. Instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it's more feminen).

ex: Girl 1: Ashlinn was talkin shit about you today to that hot guy Brad.
Girl 2: Are u serious?,that fuckin' Douchess!.

by Danneel February 25, 2008

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

i think it means something is really great.

Actually, PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS (45 letters; a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary.

by Not your mom July 13, 2004

Douchesnozzle

A type of person that acts very douchey and acts like a bitch. Usually used as a weak insult.

Sean: Your such a Douchesnozzle!

Kevin: Who you talkin to nukja?

Daniel: Are you talking bout Brandon?

Brandon: NO! WTF! I know who it is though...

John Dabe: Im a fag

by White[db] October 5, 2009

Doucheswag

A person who's awesome, cool, and popular, but also a douche. You hate everything about them, but secretly want to be them.

Dave: Jeremy is a pretty cool guy - he's got lots of friends.
Alex: Yeah, but he also wears hats backwards and calls people 'bro'.
Dave: I guess he's a doucheswag.

by KobeLebronKobe August 10, 2010

dorchus sheldon hore

The worst possible name that can be given to any child of any gender.

Dorchus Hore - actual participant in the Salem Witch Trials.

Dorchus Sheldon Hore - has the initials DSH. And the middle name Sheldon.

To this date, thank God no infant has been cursed with this name.

"Hate kids? Name yours Dorchus. Dorchus Sheldon Hore."

by RainyDayz November 7, 2008