doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

douchebacle

A debacle that is created by someone known for being a douche bag... hence a douchebacle.

Once Fred showed up, the whole event became a douchebacle.

by Warm Saggy Balls October 11, 2016

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

doncheadlesbiggestfan

don cheadles biggest fan. no one likes don more that doncheadlesbiggestfan. also the best mutual anyone can have

cool person: do you know doncheadlesbiggestfan?
another cool person: omg yes they are so cool.

by drstrangeswife August 25, 2021

doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.

Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!

by sniggerrig May 17, 2006

Douchefag

Not to be associated with douchebag, which it has no resemblence to; douchefag is a means of insulting someone who is isn't fast enough to react or is unknowing of the situation.

Erik: Think fast douchefag!
Cortney Love: Ahhhhhhh
Erik punches her in her dumbass face.

by tha bruce March 31, 2008