Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.

Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."

by N. Adamson January 23, 2009

Douchecanoe

When Douchebag isn't enough.

The scummiest of guys.

And i mean SCUMMIEST.

Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.

The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.

(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)

Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."

Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."

Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"

(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)

Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."

by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019

Douchecat

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

douchebubble

An airheaded prick who has exceeded the limit of moronic douchebaggery.

He tried to fuck my girlfriend while shitting on a hornet's next. What a douchebubble.

by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009

douchebitch

Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch

Don't be such a douchebitch!

by Shooter667 October 30, 2010

Douchebot

Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.

"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."

"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"

by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012

Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"

Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.

by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012