doucheba

What my mother in-law thought people said instead of a douchebag.(when describing her fiance)

"Stop being a doucheba!"

"umm don't you mean douchebag?"

"Ohh is that what it is?"

by PaulT February 22, 2008

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

douchebattic

Another form of douchebag. What is used as a feminine hygeine product can also be used as a derogatory term. Also see douchebag

That kid's face is douchebattic.
My lab partner is douchebattic.
Will Holmes is douchebattic.

by An emosexual July 21, 2008

Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.

"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".

by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017

Douchecrat

Pronounced DOO-SHA-CRAT.

The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.

Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:

· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management

I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!

by Douchecrat November 15, 2018

douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.

Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.

by Palionu June 23, 2019