distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred

The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.

by gracejanene April 6, 2015

dixterity

The dexterity of a penis. Usually spoken of while soft.

Mike:"A softy is good for nothing except peeing and slappin' hoes."
Joe:"I think a woody is better for slapping."
Mike:"No, not nearly enough dixterity."

by jester8930 October 6, 2011

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

distorted mirrors

The most hardcore band ever.

Dude, Distorted Mirrors is AWESOME!

by MusicGuru12 October 12, 2008

Distortled

Meaning messy, fucked up, crazy.

"how was last night?"
"it was full on distortled!!!"

by benyousuck November 22, 2011

dictoral

A word of the dictionary.

From Facebook: "<referencing Ebonics> Hell no! I mean dictoral words, but listening to some mc's I'd never think to use some of the words they use."

by lxpetrik October 19, 2011