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Divestor

A Black lady withdrawing all support for the Black community which includes her time, money, resources, care or concern. She puts her own health, wealth and life first. She will date or marry the best person, regardless of race or culture. She will only support people or causes that benefit her directly and respect her time and efforts.
I’ve been a happy divestor from blackistan for nearly 10 years now and I see no reason in looking back. 💅🏽
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devestator

Similar to the shocker, only with your index finger in vaginal opening and ring finger and pinky together in the rectum
Last night I got drunk and let him give me the devestator
by LT shocker June 13, 2004
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devestaunding

something really beautiful and extraordinary that was created by devestating
that mushroom cloud was pretty devestaunding
by siniztadramer September 20, 2009
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Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022
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Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.
Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017
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Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.
Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.
by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017
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Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.
"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
by Myocarditis July 19, 2018
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