Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

by KeeWee January 14, 2005

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Distle

A gay man's vagina.

Let me get some distle.

by Tranny James April 21, 2009

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dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

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A commonly occurring disease a person has when they believe they are jacked or ripped, and they really aren't. It's usually seen in preteens who try to act tough. Often times, short and skinny guys tend to have this syndrome as seen in the tight "muscle" shirts that they wear. Currently the only cure is their own embarrassment.

1) Yo, look at dude in the tight polo

2) yea, I'd kill that fuck. Must have Disflexia though. I feel bad for him really

by Bovice22 October 16, 2009

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dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

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