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Dim Toning 

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."
Dim Toning by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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Also referred to as Kid Cum by Montreal
Is that my son's Dim Sum you're enjoying?
Dim Sum by Larbis From Uber February 10, 2019
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when an event or person is on the cusp of being lit but is not quite there
Danielle's party was a little boring but Brandon brought life to the party and made it become dim lit with his jokes.
dim lit by dd1712 July 11, 2017

dim or dib 

when one asks someone if they would rather have a dick in their mouth or a dick in their butt
Hey! Peter, "would u rather have a dim or dib?"
The non-sarcastic equivalent of a bright idea. Basically, an idea that is obviously stupid and not very bright/smart.
Joe had the dim idea to try to drive 500 miles in a car with a bad transmission. As a result, the car broke down and his ass got stuck in the middle of nowhere.
dim idea by Kellie Crosby March 14, 2008

dim light dime 

A typically below-average looking girl whose attractiveness increases substantially in low light settings.
Guy #1: Man, that girl you got with was ugly af. 4 at best.
Guy #2: Shit dude, I swear she was at least an 8 or a 9. Total dim light dime, though.
dim light dime by DirtySuth January 12, 2016
Akin to its sister phrases the Deep Web and Dark Web, the Dim Web refers to the parts of the Internet hosted on social media sites that have completed their process of enshittification.

These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.
- Have you seen the Tweet I sent you yesterday?
- Hell naw, I ain't visiting the Dim Web.
Dim Web by HeavyRaptor July 5, 2023