Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009

The Illusion

The illusion is a spin off from the ghost. This shall be performed while at night on a full moon this only will work if you have a twin brother. While you and your significant other are to be doing doggie in-front of a window act as of you have dropped something. Then proceeded to quickly and quietly leave while your brother and you switch places. Once you have made it outside walk around to the window and proceed to wave at your partner. She will most likely look around in a confused state but see your twin brother in your place and be the upmost confused.

Danny last night we completely ghosted my girl, yes The Illusion was quite splendid (English chuckle in the background).

by Danny Quaker November 12, 2019

Illusionais

A Group of Illusionists who use illusions for bad deeds like stealing.

The Illusionais have escaped out of prison tricking the guards many times.

by GhostFanter May 24, 2021

Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

Delusions of Grand Jury

The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.

It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.

Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.

The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.

by Guruboy August 20, 2008

Delusionalist

Someone who uses ancient belief systems to explain the world around them. These belief systems are not grounded in reality and only serve to help the person cope with things they cannot understand. The delusionalist thinks the burden is on the evidence to reconcile itself with his delusions.

Is he a schizophrenic? No, he's a delusionalist.

by Enemy combatant January 30, 2010

delusionati

An all encompassing organization of omniscient individuals with diametrically opposing views on anything and everything who are so tightly wound around their own confirmation bias they fail to realize that everyone does not agree with their point of view.

Members of the Delusionati stood on both sides of the street protesting and convinced that everyone except the idiots on the other side of the street agreed with their beliefs.

by TheSOAK May 24, 2016