Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

The Diddler

also known as Diddy. Likes to taste booties when you are not looking. Gropes old men and young men

Your body looks great. Ohh shit,Is that the Diddler behind you?

by BabayWtat April 10, 2024

Diddler

Someone who has sex with their cousin (or all relatives).

That guy fucked his coupon he’s a diddler

by Ouga booga April 18, 2019

Trampoline Diddler

A new swearword able to dodge the Youtube demonetisation scheme.
Created by Ciaran Carlin in his bedroom 2019

Stephen tries smells l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ like a trampoline diddler

by zaackingdom March 21, 2019

Diddler

A woman in a relationship who is keen to the idea of “Assplay” with her totally straight boyfriend.

“Yo do you remember Hannah?? Yeah Dude i heard she’s a Diddler now.”

by StonedColdSteve September 26, 2023

Salt Diddler

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

by aholllley May 19, 2024

diddler

Kris Ralston

The definition of Kris Ralston is a diddler

by Sybenga February 11, 2017