HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual

C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!

by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018

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dickslexia

Someone who blames his spelling on having dyslexia but everyone know that there just thick as shit

Tony: have you got the address of that resturant
man: yeah sure here it is sorry about the speling ive got dyslexia
tony: oh..........sure its not Dickslexia

by frogcloset November 22, 2005

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dicksick

When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.

Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?

Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

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Dicksick

It's like homesick but with a dick.

Theresa was so dicksick this morning she actually texted her ex Steven for a one nighter.

by SeamusOD November 13, 2010

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dicklice

n. When a case of crabs is commented upon by an independent observer, who, through his detachment, is able to see the little creatures in their naked, pure form.

Yo. That nasty. That lice on yo dick. That's dicklice.

by Mike Walters May 16, 2006

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dicknickle
like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

by Pezzledik August 15, 2007

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