DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

dickpimples

a male genital skin disorder, where acne grows upon the epidermis of male genitalia. The acne begins near the bass of the penis and spreads up the shaft until, finally, invading the head and penis lips. Truely, the most sickeningly disgusting genital skin disorder, just shy of the ultimate, herpes.

Man: Holy shit dude, I have pimples growing on my penis!!!
Dude: Aw man, that sounds like a case of the dickpimples.

by Felixooooooooo July 24, 2008

dickpiece

1. Cock or penis, of the male sex organs the penis
2. The same as calling someone a dick.

1. That bitch kicked him in the dickpiece.
2. Come on man...you have my money, don't be a fucking dickpiece.

by Anarchyman99 January 9, 2008

DickSick

When a person feels physically ill due to lack of or too much Dick

Man, I really don't feel well today , I think I'm DickSick . that twice this month.

Girl don't eat too much of that , your gonna wind up DickSick again

by Larue23 July 12, 2018

dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008

Dick pic

When your dick is so long, you can pick your nose with it.

Robby has such a long dick, he can definitely dick pic!

by Thejokerlol July 13, 2015