dicknormous

adjective: to be awkwardly fat.

katie: yo, did you see jesse's fat back?
tara: yeahh it was dicknormous!!!

katie: why is larry naked and scared?
tara: he was almost attacked by a dicknormous horse puppy!
katie: ohhh, stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 9, 2008

Dicknitized

When a penis is good in length/wirth and it's easier for a person to fall in love quickly. Simply because it’s pleasurable, handsome and pretty.

Jamila got dicknitized immediately after being intimate with her significant other.

by Rah February 10, 2018

Dicknity

The standard you hold yourself to in terms of sleeping with women.

(At a party)

Your Friend: Dude, i just heard that chick on the couch is so easy. Should i go for it?

You: Bro, think about your Dicknity.

by Lazy Jay December 20, 2010

Dicknetic

the property of a girl, or her attributes, to attract dicks.

Those heels are fucking dicknetic!

by zombiehunter951 September 26, 2010

Dicknotize

To create an insatiable craving for cock, usually in a woman or "straight" guy.

Glenn started off blowing Jimmy, but it wasn't long before he had Jimmy dicknotized, begging for more of Glenn's hard cock up his ass.

by Knobbies May 17, 2014

dicknose

some who loves AP BIOLOGY more than anything else in the entire world. ALMOST as much as they love their mom.

dicknose broke up with his girlfriend because he had too much ap bio homework

by dombomb November 18, 2007

dickiot

Someone who is both a dick and an idiot, i.e. an extremely annoying and stupid person.

That dickiot yelled at someone for stealing their drink, when it was sitting on the table next to him the whole time.

I was on the bus today, and some dickiot refused to give up his seat for an old woman, even though there was a sign right in front of him that said "this seat reserved for the elderly and handicapped."

by Char40k March 26, 2007