After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.
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Pitbull: yo make some bad decisions
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
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Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"
Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"
Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"
Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"
Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"
Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"
Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"
Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"
Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"
Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"
Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"
Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"
Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"
Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"
Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"
Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"
Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"
Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"
Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"
Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"
Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"
Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"
Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"
by Your liberator February 21, 2011
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When the doctor offered Jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a Big Decision. Be in terrible pain because he was missing a goddamn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-poops while death-gripping the towel rack. Jim did not choose constipation.
by Weetness February 5, 2010
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So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.
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