DeSantis

The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.

A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.

"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"

"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."

Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!

by Pewpewpew-Peppy January 7, 2022

DeSantis

A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.

He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.

by RonDeSantissucks April 5, 2022

A desantiago

When you take a dump on a girls chest (perferably one with smaller breasts) and smear it around with your foot

Dude I just gave a this chick a desantiago. She had the best tits for it!

by Frstydasnwman August 31, 2017

desare

A rebellious, amazing, confident, sneaky, adventurous, loving, beautiful, amazing person! She's risky and cool!

Guy 1: Man, desare's so cool

Guy 2: Yea dude, I know

by Saramklinnon54624 July 7, 2014

DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023

Desara

Amazing person inside and out. Creative with a keen interest in shoes and penis'. Often cannot help but check out both on all men.

Matt: That girl totally Desaraed you!

Erik: And on the day I wore brown shoes with black pants. At least my package looks good!

by Hefferweisen March 24, 2010

Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

by kfav December 10, 2008