Esmee Denters

An talentless lolita whore that tries to sing R&B songs on youtube without any soul what-so-ever, who became an internet phenomenon and surpassed millions of other amateur girls who sing 10^6 times better than her by getting a deal with Justin Timberlake's record label. She only got the deal because they figured, she's another cute Bratz-doll looking teeny-bopper teen that will use inappropriate sexual innuendos to sell her records and later on provide fodder to the paparazzi by becoming another rehab-hopping groupie of Lindsay, Paris, and Britney.

Bratty teen daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I can't sing for crap, but I'm like totally hot and should get a record deal now!

Her Mother: Ok, ok, we'll get you a digital camcorder so you can upload your videos and become the next Esmee Denters.

by Carrie U September 13, 2007

al dente

Undercooked pasta which, upon regurgitation, resembles a squirming mass of worms and maggots. Al dente literally means "to the teeth", as it is almost crunchy, meaning it is cheap, dried pasta rather than fresh, soft pasta.

For example a hastily-cooked friday night spaghetti before going out on the piss can be complimented as "al dente", however once one is blowing chunks in the form of long, strandy, red worms covered in stomach bile that tickle ever inch of your oesophagus, not to mention the back of your nose, down a back alley, soon becomes "undercooked".

"Sorry I puked all over your dress last night."

"That's ok, it was mostly spaghetti so it was very easy to clean off, thank god for al dente."

"That explains why I shat nothing but worms and maggots this morning, next time I'll give it a couple more minutes in the pan."

by Mr. Cardboard November 3, 2011

Vagina Dentada

When a vagina has teeth!

I went down on Haley and she had Vagina Dentada !

by Abbicakes July 20, 2010

dunted

To have had too much GHB and passed out.
From: a dunt- a capfull of GHB (usually with a sweetener of some kind)
(Also gubbed)

I lost a few hours of the party last week cos I'd dunted out, man

by Johnny Storm September 16, 2007

al dente

alternative name for a semi-erection.

An al dente dick

Not too hard, not too soft, just right.

by cramminandjammin May 22, 2016

Denied

having the feeling that u just got repeadedly ass raped ,embarrased to the point of self castration

*girl rolls up the "juicy fruit car door" in their face "Deeniiieeeedddddd"

by Matt M May 30, 2003

al dente

A phrase used to describe a situation or experience that was fun, enjoyable, cool, etc. Most commonly used in Italian cuisine to describe when pasta is ready to eat.

That club last night was al dente.

by RoMaAl September 21, 2005