the white trash capital of florida. beat up cars and hicks along with insane wanna be gangstas. its also the home to confused redencks in 12 foot high lifted trucks with rebel flags waving in the back while blasting gangsta rap. the hicks here are confused due to them being rejects from the northeast, who now think that because they moved to florida they are now southern. try not laughing when someone with a really thick brooklyn accent trys to talk with a southern hick accent. the town is a complete dump. for a city with not one building over two stories tall its the largest population in volusia county. the new pine ridge high school is falling down and the original deltona high school looks like a prison camp.
people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.
they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.
the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.
people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.
they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.
the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.
person 1 where do you live?
person 2 deltona
person 1 wheres that?
person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.
person 2 deltona
person 1 wheres that?
person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.
by deltona parolee June 3, 2009
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give him shit for being in ava or even starting it but you know he gave you one of the best fucking yeras to look back on in music history. and i think he still does.
YES, he over pronounces words but you know what? i think that's why i or anyone else find his vocals so unique. hahahhaha YEAH HES GOOD LOOKING but i can look past that and recongnize his great accomplishments (:
he has two daughters and a wife who i am very envious about. he left blink to be abetter father and husband, living the lifestyle has the frontman in blink 182 made that impossible, THUS, he left.
give him shit for being in ava or even starting it but you know he gave you one of the best fucking yeras to look back on in music history. and i think he still does.
YES, he over pronounces words but you know what? i think that's why i or anyone else find his vocals so unique. hahahhaha YEAH HES GOOD LOOKING but i can look past that and recongnize his great accomplishments (:
he has two daughters and a wife who i am very envious about. he left blink to be abetter father and husband, living the lifestyle has the frontman in blink 182 made that impossible, THUS, he left.
stranger: who's singing like this 'OIIIIIII CCCCCCAAANNUTTTT BREEEATHAYYY"
stranger 2 : oh thats Tom DeLonge. obviously.
stranger 2 : oh thats Tom DeLonge. obviously.
by JESSICADELONGE. October 17, 2008
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A condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of beastiality, incest, their fake homosexuality, fecal waste, urination, boobies and masturbation due to obsession with Blink-182's and their guitarist, Tom DeLonge's live performances, interviews and random recordings.
Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
by eldonge13 March 31, 2010
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hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
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Hey, why are you wearing all black clothes like me now,you must have Delponte Syndrome.
Response: Why does it matter?
Response: Why does it matter?
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get a beany hat and put in a buff. if you do not own a buff a pair of socks works too
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get a beany hat and put in a buff. if you do not own a buff a pair of socks works too
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