Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
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Soft Rejection can be accidental. The person soft rejecting the other could have been open to the idea of a romantic relationship, but was maybe too busy on a specific day to hang out.
Soft Rejection can be accidental. The person soft rejecting the other could have been open to the idea of a romantic relationship, but was maybe too busy on a specific day to hang out.
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Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
by J.Agnew November 6, 2017
Get the thumb detecting nut fucker mug.A way for a woman to reject a man in a beautiful way. The woman will agree with a pleasantry that you express to her, however, she will also say that you would not like this, that, me, etc. because of a flaw or tendency that the woman may or may not have. Thus rejecting your kindness, by way of deflection.
Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
by OOOne. April 10, 2010
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Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.
Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.
by Eric Someone May 19, 2005
Get the detention mug.Possibly the funniest and craziest fandom ever. Directioners are very stalker-ish but are entertaining and funny. Although they have some bad street cred, most are very nice and are a tight knit group.
Me: You should use L'oreal
Zayn:...
Me:...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: Because your worth it.
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Zayn:...
Me:...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: Because your worth it.
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