One of the most overrated sex acts ever, where a partner giving oral sex takes the penis deep into his/her throat. Many men claim that this feels better "because of the narrowness of the throat opening", "because of the massaging action of the throat gagging", etc. In all honesty, the best way to give oral sex is to use the lips and tongue on the head, and any guy who denies this watches too much porn. A particularly baffling practice in porn is where the guy forces his dick back into the back of his partner's throat and holds it there, then begins to moan as if holding his dick motionless there somehow is pleasurable. Deepthroating is popular in porn for the same reason facial cumshots are: for the psychological arousal of dominance/degradation. Not that there's anything wrong with dominance play between partners that care about each other, but we shouldn't kid ourselves by pretending there's some physical motivation behind this act. Cum can be washed off a partner's face, but making a partner vomit, bruising their throat, is that really worth it just for what really is a fetish? Its particularly disturbing that some girls, believing the myth that it provides physical pleasure, would practice suppressing their gag reflex (the body's healthy reflex designed to prevent chocking) or would even use throat pain killers suppressing their body's natural way of saying "don't do that"
Joe: Hey man I just deepthroat for the first time last night
Mike: how was it??
Joe: Ehn, I don't see what all the hype was about. She almost puked on my dick too
Mike: how was it??
Joe: Ehn, I don't see what all the hype was about. She almost puked on my dick too
by dave32423 October 7, 2008
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Noun, the most awesomely, indescribably cool person in the universe, possibly a higher authority than God himself. Used to compare to something or someone immeasurably awesome or cool. Usually used in conjunction with the prefix "Get on.." as in "GET ON DEETUN!" to express a feeling of immense pleasure or excitement. Deetoning/Deetuning/Deetaning/Deightoning/Deightuning/DEETUNNNNIN' can be used as the adjective equivalent of Deetun to describe a person or object.
Noun, the most awesomely, indescribably cool person in the universe, possibly a higher authority than God himself. Used to compare to something or someone immeasurably awesome or cool. Usually used in conjunction with the prefix "Get on.." as in "GET ON DEETUN!" to express a feeling of immense pleasure or excitement. Deetoning/Deetuning/Deetaning/Deightoning/Deightuning/DEETUNNNNIN' can be used as the adjective equivalent of Deetun to describe a person or object.
In this case Deetun is used as a metaphor -
*You well pimp slapped that suckah, you are well Deetun.*
In this case Deetun is used as a simile -
*Wow, Bruce Forsyth is almost as Deetun as me!*
In this case Deetun is included in the phrase "Get ON DEETUN!" -
*Dude I saw just that chick's thong!.. GET ON DEETUN!!*
In this case Deetun is adapted to Deetoning in the adjective form to describe an object -
*My new iPhone is WELL DEETONING!*
*You well pimp slapped that suckah, you are well Deetun.*
In this case Deetun is used as a simile -
*Wow, Bruce Forsyth is almost as Deetun as me!*
In this case Deetun is included in the phrase "Get ON DEETUN!" -
*Dude I saw just that chick's thong!.. GET ON DEETUN!!*
In this case Deetun is adapted to Deetoning in the adjective form to describe an object -
*My new iPhone is WELL DEETONING!*
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To prance around excitedly with one's forearms raised and their wrists loose, allowing their hands to flop wildly on either side of their head in an immature gesture of excitement or contempt.
synonyms: dooting, wooting
ALTERNATIVE
To behave in a manner that serves no practical value, often making one appear immature or as though they are deliberately or unintentionally wasting time acting in this idiotic manner.
To prance around excitedly with one's forearms raised and their wrists loose, allowing their hands to flop wildly on either side of their head in an immature gesture of excitement or contempt.
synonyms: dooting, wooting
ALTERNATIVE
To behave in a manner that serves no practical value, often making one appear immature or as though they are deliberately or unintentionally wasting time acting in this idiotic manner.
All my cool friends and I were deeting when mom told us we could stay up until 9 to play Fortnite.
My English professor wasted the entire lecture, spending the whole time deeting in front of the class instead of preparing us for the exam.
My English professor wasted the entire lecture, spending the whole time deeting in front of the class instead of preparing us for the exam.
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